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What is your favorite Briana K pattern?
I LOVE THEM ALL. (Did I say that right? Can I have my ten dollars now?)
What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s?
$87.00. Don’t judge.
If I gave you $10 bucks to go buy me chocolate milk, and it only cost $3, would you bring me all the change or would you tell me it was actually $10? Because I’ll know. I’ll know chocolate milk doesn’t cost that much.
If you gave me ten bucks, I’d bring you ten bucks worth of chocolate milk. Because you know how much it costs. How many days do you have before 3.5 gallons of chocolate milk goes bad? Are you having a party or something? Who needs that much milk?? WAIT A MINUTE. YOU’RE HAVING A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY AND I DIDN’T GET INVITED. BUT YOU MADE ME RUN THE ERRANDS. RUDE.
Who do you just hate the most?
That one girl in your test group is kind of rude, but don’t tell her I said that. Awkward.
What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
I recall the University of Exeter study about which faces babies prefer to stare at longest, and think “Yeah, that’s right creepy little baby, I *am* attractive.”Can you instruct someone how to make an origami ‘cootie catcher’ with just words?This sounds dirty. I thought this was a family establishment.